"Hi everybody and welcome to our show, without further ado I would like you to meet some of the wildest, freakiest characters that you have ever laid your eyes on.  Maestro, the music.  C'mon out, kids.  C'mon here they come.  Start the parade.  ...  These are the club kids.  They live in a world of sexual disorientation, drug-induced states of euphoria, and glamor.  A kind of glamor beyond belief.  Now usually they come out only at night when the rest of the world is fast asleep, well we woke them to up, to bring you the New York...."